Technical note:    10114
  Created:           07/25/95 by Brian
  Product:           Netscape Navigator Personal Edition

Included in the Netscape Navigator Personal Edition box is a strip of
cardboard that has been folded into three sections.

You may think that this is merely a plain piece of protective
packaging, but that would be an unusually unfortunate untruth.
Actually, this clandestine corrugated cardboard is really the Netscape
Navigator Personal Edition Hat (tm).

To assemble the Netscape Navigator Personal Edition Hat, you will need
some tape (any kind will do, except magnetic recording media).  Follow
the following instructions:

    1.  Bring the two ends of the cardboard together so that the
        cardboard forms a triangle, and tape the ends together.

After you have successfully completed the instructions above, you will
have assembled your very own Netscape Navigator Personal Edition Hat,
which is suitable for putting on your head and wearing with pride.

Several error conditions can be attributed to a failure to wear the
Hat while you use the Personal Edition:

System errors and general protection faults
An inability to connect to remote Internet sites
People failing to snicker at you behind your back
Catching cold due to having a drafty head
Losing that lovin´ feelin´, whoa-oh that lovin´ fee-ee-lin´

If you would like to upgrade your Hat, then you may draw cool designs
on the sides with magic markers, white glue, and sparkly glitter.  You
may also easily upgrade your Hat by stapling construction paper over
its open top.  Please note that if you use disappearing ink to write
on the sides of your Hat, you may experience data loss.